she's a hoover

things i have found in the Hoover's mouth:

• dirt
• twigs
• leaves
• dust bunnies
• bits of whatever i am making for dinner
• a collection of hair
  
• a connect four piece
  
• large black ant, alive
• caterpillar, also alive
• jalapeno pepper seed
• very sharp teeth
• very strong jaw
  

what i'd like at the end of this stage:

• strong immune system
• a taste for exotic foods
• all my fingers